Snark & Bitchery

Muses and monsters, and the varying shades of mauve in between. You can ask about em, sometime?




i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is

it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero 

It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him

he even becomes the actual villain

One of the most underrated Dreamworks flicks.

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okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My buddy Karen once slept over, and in the middle of the night, sat straight up and looked towards the tv, saying “Fuck you, GameCube” and promptly fell right back asleep.

My friend Mandee records her sleep talking and two of my favorites are “FUCK YOU PARKING LOT!” AND “Uhhhhg cat poop.”

I asked my husband once, as I climbed into bed late, “Sweetie, did you set an alarm?” He mumbles from his sleep, “I don’t know, check the map.”

(Source: best-of-memes)

One of my Doctor Who soundtracks divided by zero.

One of my Doctor Who soundtracks divided by zero.



The way some people freak out about pumpkin spice stuff coming back you’d think it’s a rare drug from a desert planet or something…

Whoever controls the spice controls the universe.

"Some asshole tried to stop me from getting a pumpkin spice latte today." 

"He tried and failed?" 

"He tried and died."

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