Snark & Bitchery

Muses and monsters, and the varying shades of mauve in between. You can ask about em, sometime?
did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source


Om nom nom nom bacon.
Not pictured: Men everywhere wincing at the idea of their junk being disguised as something people chew and eat.

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

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Om nom nom nom bacon.

Not pictured: Men everywhere wincing at the idea of their junk being disguised as something people chew and eat.

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

cardozzza:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

This is exactly how you sound wen you complain about racism against white people.

……….This is satire. Right?

Not written as satire.

My favorite: 

7. Female privilege is not having to support a child financially for 18 years when you didn’t want to have it in the first place. 

Suuuuure. Because we can all just pop out and get abortions without being called murderers by our family and friends. Women never get pressured into taking care of a child they weren’t ready for…

(via horticulturalcephalopod)