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I’m so sorry for everyone else that has to scroll past these rants. It’s my coping...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:57:31 -0400

I’m so sorry for everyone else that has to scroll past these rants.
It’s my coping mechanism.

Dear C++ Instructor:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:56:53 -0400

jesusfuckingchrist, quit stopping for people to answer your fucking rhetorical questions. YES, we read. YES, we read left to right.

For further understanding of exactly how you’re wasting everyone’s time, please feel free to read this article on what, exactly, a rhetorical question is.

Read it on you own time.

tastefullyoffensive: ‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:45:00 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

iwanita: thefrogman: [reddit] [h/t: dailydot] I am crying....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:43:12 -0400

iwanita:

thefrogman:

[reddit] [h/t: dailydot]

I am crying. This is too perfect.

oh jesus yes. I needed this.

"Bite off more than you can chew, and then chew like hell."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:33:00 -0400

“Bite off more than you can chew, and then chew like hell.”

- Peter Brock (via really-shit)

Dear C++ Instructor:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:07:00 -0400

Just because YOU don’t use hashtags doesn’t mean they’re all useless. Nobody cares if you’re no a “twitter-er”. Nobody cares if all you friends hashtag useless shit.

Edit: Those of you with Tumblr Saviour will be happy to know all of these rants will now be tagged with “GetBack2urLecture” and you can skip them entirely.

ianbrooks: LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao Exquisitely...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:02:05 -0400

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

ianbrooks:

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao

Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.

Artist: Deviantart / Tumblr / Facebook (via: Obvious Winner)

Dear C++ Instructor:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:54:00 -0400

You come at everything in this class with the same attitude: If it doesn’t match my opinion, it’s worthless.

I can understand that maybe Picasso isn’t your ball of wax… but just so you know, THIS, that you referenced, is not Picasso:

THIS IS MONDRIAN.

THIS is Picasso:

Seriously. This is like my telling you that Nascar Driver A is the same as Nascar Driver B.I don’t know anything about Nascar, so I don’t say anything about it.

GET BACK TO YOUR LECTURE, stuff you actually know, and stop making yourself look like an uncultured cunt.

I am you from the future! For the love of chocolate, Don't do it! Oh, and how's the food?

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:46:49 -0400

Food is disappoint. Tortilla chips made of sweet potatoes are not the best way to eat sweet potatoes.

Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:40:34 -0400

zoroko: So I’m back from ColossalCon (which was awesome), and...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:52:39 -0400

zoroko:

So I’m back from ColossalCon (which was awesome), and to my delight I was greeted with copious amounts of GHOSTBOOK illustrations flooding my dash.

Here is the piece I made for the Ghost Book anthology artbook!

I got inspired to draw this after reading Vera Brosgol’s comic Anya’s Ghost~

ruinedchildhood: Remember the time Cosmo got breast implants?

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:49:46 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Cosmo got breast implants?

shirtoid: Time Lord: Episode IV by Creative Outpouring is $10...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:57:19 -0400

shirtoid:

Time Lord: Episode IV by Creative Outpouring is $10 today only (6/11) at RIPT Apparel

did-you-kno: Source Is it just coincidence that our cat that...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:54:38 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

Is it just coincidence that our cat that begs for attention the most persistently is also a tuxedo? I THINK NOT.

Dear C++ Instructor (pt2):

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:46:00 -0400

Since you’re going off on every tangent you possibly can, let’s go on an educational tangent. “Errata” did not originate from a fucking combination of “Error data”. It is derived from the plural of Latin “erratum” meaning “mistake”. Get your head out of your ass and get back to topic.

Dear C++ Instructor:

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:26:00 -0400

Why are we hearing about how your boss picked where to live? How is this at all relative to the class? How is this relative to our understanding of YOU?

did-you-kno: Source {Get our app for iphone and android at...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 01:30:24 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

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Sabby, Phil, we NEED to see this.

visualgraphic: Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:13:32 -0400

visualgraphic:

Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good art

Make good art

So they aren’t mortally wounded, but they’re sure as...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:26:49 -0400

So they aren’t mortally wounded, but they’re sure as hell not running away from you and your buddy with the tire iron.

I mean, you could say “foot”, but then it wouldn’t rhyme with nose, where you totally want to butt or punch someone if you’re in a hand-to-hand fight.

Eric: “Toes make good trophies.”

shirtoid: Transporter Guide by Spiritgreen is available at...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:17:02 -0400

shirtoid:

Transporter Guide by Spiritgreen is available at Shirt.Woot